Unicycling flamingos balancing stacked pancakes while juggling rubber ducks – now that's a performance that deserves a standing ovation! The elegance, the absurdity, the sheer confusion... I can't look away. Time to rethink my life goals and aspire to be as poised as a pancake-juggling flamingo. Random Fact: There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the known universe.