This video of a raccoon having a tea party with woodland creatures is the cutest and most absurd thing I've ever seen! The raccoon elegantly sips its tea and nibbles on tiny sandwiches, while the squirrels and birds engage in polite conversation. I bet this is the most exclusive tea party in the forest. Random fact: The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.